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JUST IN: Senator Natasha Tenders Apology Letter to Senate President Akpabio

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Senator Natasha Tenders Apology Letter to Senate President Akpabio
Senator Natasha Tenders Apology Letter to Senate President Akpabio

The suspended senator representing Kogi Central, Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan, has tendered what she titles a “Satirical Apology Letter” to the Senate president of Nigeria, Senator God’swill Akpabio.

Sen. Natasha, who was served a six-month suspension and stripped of her senatorial privileges by the Senate’s Committee on Ethics, Policies, and Public Petitions for disobeying and ignoring the Senate’s Standing Order, has continued to show resilience, refusing to budge or back down.

She continues to show strength and determination to fight for what is her right after making strong sexual harassment allegations against the senate president and claiming that her suspension by the senate was to silence her.

Senator Natasha Tenders Apology Letter to Senate President Akpabio
Senator Natasha Tenders Apology Letter to Senate President Akpabio

On her Facebook page, she has taken to entertaining her followers with sarcasm, writing a mockery of an apology letter addressed to the senate president, God’swill Obot Akpabio.

The letter reads:

SATIRICAL APOLOGY LETTER

From the Desk of Senator Natasha Akpoti Uduaghan

Dear Distinguished Senate President Godswill Akpabio,
It is with the deepest sarcasm and utmost theatrical regret that I tender this apology for the grievous crime of possessing dignity and self-respect in your most exalted presence. I have reflected extensively on my unforgivable failure to recognize that legislative success in certain quarters is apparently not earned through merit, but through the ancient art of compliance — of the very personal kind.

How remiss of me not to understand that my refusal to indulge your… “requests” was not merely a personal choice, but a constitutional violation of the unwritten laws of certain men’s entitlement. Truly, I must apologize for prioritizing competence over capitulation, vision over vanity, and the people’s mandate over private dinners behind closed doors.

I now realize the catastrophic consequences of my actions: legislation delayed, tempers flared, and the tragic bruising of egos so large they require their own postcodes. For this disruption to the natural order of “quid pro quo,” I bow my head in fictional shame.

Please find it in your magnanimous heart — somewhere buried deep beneath layers of entitlement — to forgive this stubborn woman who mistakenly believed that her seat in the Senate was earned through elections, not erections.

I remain,
Yours in eternal resistance,
Senator Natasha H Akpoti Uduaghan
Unafraid, Unbought, and Unbroken

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